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Never Have I Ever



Sheri Hooper, August 2018


♥ ELLO LUVS! ♥
(blows kisses)

I received many emails from the July post, asking for a better shot of my tresses. More specifically the new “mature” hair, you know, aged! As said in last article, folks who do not know me well are perceiving my hair as blonde now, something I am NOT used to hearing. Okay, stepping into the light, (sun via window in shot) I can see it too. The red is still there but it is much different than the locks I grew up with. The Auburn Red is fading. The Silver Stripes, (look at top of my head, the new growth) just a few but I am proud of them, can you see my “Sheri Vanilla” frosting?

(giggling with merriment)

Here I am folks. NO retouching. NO Photoshop outside of resizing the photograph, sharpening and cropping. Only a tad bit of make-up today, lipstick, shadowing on eye lids followed by darker shadow applied with brushes, and used as a “liner”. I finished with mascara. That blush is natural! I am so proud to say that, recovering from anemia. I am continuing to take my Iron, can you see? A few months ago I was so colorless I was clear! That Sheri is gone. I destroyed her.

With personal H/M (Hair, Make-Up) I do not always go Glitz but I do wear make-up, nearly every day, even if I am not leaving the house. Everyone should. Come on now. Boost yourself children! Am I not proof? I am very fond of cosmetics, always have been. You do not need much to make yourself feel better. This took me less than 5 minutes. Seriously. The soft curls and waves of my hair, now that, I was born with. I simply wash and condition every day with quality products and finger comb through until it air dries, then brush out later.

I am a Natural looking chick on this “will it or won’t it” rain Friday. No need for anything else. If you desire a completely natural and ghastly looking me, go back to the December 2017 article. Scary Sheri there. Good Grief, I do not like looking back.

Moving on in deep thought . . .

Totally off the subject but where exactly should I place this August writings?

Hmmmmm. . .

Alright then, I will place it into the Category of “Gamers” though it is not to be taken in the literal Gaming Community translation of Gamer. Read on, you’ll get it. We’re going to play a game. Are you up for it?

I recently took on a job in another state, a quick PR assignment with two others. I was away from home a little over 24 hours. It was great to be out in the world again. Traveling, Promoting, doing what I do with earned Marketing Skills. It was a breath of fresh air though I missed my husband Rick and our 2 cats Maury and Madden Hade.

From Tennessee to Kentucky we arrived in style in a sweet stretch limousine, on the way back home the three of us, though privately driven, were presented with a very nice large vehicle. Not a limo. We were all a little bummed. Who does not like riding in style? Exactly! Alas, our driver was a very cool gentleman who got a kick out of the nutty Tennesseans in the back. There was plenty of room, no wet bar but like I reminded folks, I do not drink. Ketogenic. Cancer Slayer. No thank you, none for me. Water or something sweetened with Stevia. The end. My, aren’t I a fun Lady? A million laughs, just give me a chance, I promise! (chilled wink)

Before long the trio of the 3 PR people, myself included, grew bored. We were all of different backgrounds, ages, beliefs. I stood out as the eldest (damn it) at 50. The other two were 32 and 27. I was completely baffled though I dare not say it – they both could have been my youngins. Add it up. This is another new strange scenario. I seem to almost always (except when in the presence of Rick) be the eldest in the room. Wild ya’ll. I grew up in nearly every situation being the youngest – often by more than a decade. Very different childhood, in a multitude of ways. This is so new, but I do not mind. Sometimes they can teach us old dawgs different tricks. I am about to show you.

The youngest, a guy, said, “hey, why don’t we play a game?”. I said, “What like I spy with my little eye, dude, it’s dark!” No, he declared – LET’S PLAY – “Never Have I Ever!” – Oh great I thought, something I have no idea about. My AGE about to show! My generation did not play this one. The other PR, a woman, said – “Yeah, that would be fun!” I wanted to shrink into the seats as I muttered a “I have no idea what Never Have I Ever is, do you mind explaining it to me?” After listening it did seem like a good way to pass time so sure, I was up for it. Within minutes the three of us were laughing so hard I was afraid the Driver would tell us to pipe down but he said not a word. Bless Him!

Never Have I Ever is a hoot. This would be a lit party game but even in a moving car with 3 active players it was hysterical. I will bring up the questions that I can remember and toss in a few new ones at random. Each person takes a turn saying: “Never Have I Ever” then answer honestly. If you identify with their answer you raise your hand. It’s that simple. You will want to bring this up the next time you hang with friends and want to “game” without any electric devices or plastic pieces. Perfect location? Outdoors, around a fire! Blaze on Ya’ll!

Ready? Play along with me. Keep count on your fingers if you wish. Make check marks. Whatever, go to your happy place. How do we compare?

MANDATORY RULE – NO JUDGEMENT! – BE CHILL

1. Never Have I Ever – BEEN INVOLVED IN A ARMED ROBBERY or KNOWINGLY ACCEPTED STOLEN MERCHANDISE FROM SUCH

2. Never Have I Ever – BEEN TO A FUNERAL, VIEWING OR BURIAL OF A HUMAN BEING

3. Never Have I Ever – SMOKED A CONCENTRATED FORM OF CANNABIS CALLED “DABS, DABBING, SHATTER, GLASS, WAX” (as a matter of fact, when I accidentally ran upon YouTube video’s I thought the people were smoking dried honey. I did not know people were doing this, ROFL! Signs of Age – you know I love it! – bahaha) Do I want to do a dab? Nah, I think I will pass. The folks cough too dad burned much! – No judgement to those who do! Any consolation, I would have said yes to this, had it been around, in 1984. tee-hee. Ah, to be young again!

4. Never Have I Ever – RELATED MORE TO ANY MOVIE THAN FROZEN.
“The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint to be seen. A Kingdom of Isolation. And it looks like, I’m the Queen.”

5. Never Have I Ever – USED CRACK, METH, HEROIN, or ECSTASY.
(Nor do I want to!) No Judgement – don’t panic – just not for me.

6. Never Have I Ever – BEEN TO A CATHOLIC MASS, CHRISTENING, WEDDING or any other CATHOLIC ASSEMBLY. (I grew up Southern Baptist and still hold to that. Rick grew up Nazarene. I asked to go to mass as a child. It was at a local Catholic Church in Illinois. I was 10 but forbidden to go with little explanation. I did not understand then, but I do now. Regardless, NO JUDGEMENT! Rick has wanted to go to Mass simply to see what goes on but I do not want to attend. My argument is that they will do things that we have no idea is going on. We would stick out like sore thumbs. – Can anyone say AWKWARD? – I don’t dare go!)

7. Never Have I Ever – HAD A MORE TERRIFYING YEAR THAN 2018.

8. Never Have I Ever – HAD A MORE BEAUTIFUL CREDIT SCORE THAN TODAY! (There ARE some benefits to getting (ahem) older.)

9. Never Have I Ever – GAMBLED IN A CASINO, BOAT, etc . . .

10. Never Have I Ever – HIT A HUMAN OR ANIMAL WITH A CAR.

11. Never Have I Ever – BEEN INVOLVED IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAT WAS NOT ALWAYS LEGALLY DECLARED AS SOMEONE ELSE’S FAULT. (You’re Welcome! I had much older parents. Birthfather turned 40 the year I was born. I was taught to drive beginning very early. Started with he driving and me steering, around the age of 7. It made sense though it is probably shocking you. He showed me if he had a heart attack to kick his foot away from accelerator, keep steering steady, go to side while breaking slowly. Ok, you can breathe now. I TOLD YOU MY CHILDHOOD WAS… different. Whatever. No kidding, I am a great driver!)

12. Never Have I Ever – SWUNG UNDER THE “PERCY PRIEST LAKE BRIDGE” ROPE (What MY Generation often did for kicks. Good gracious, heck nah! Not me. No! Friends did though, many of them. They were a spirited bunch! It was a kind of bragging rights at our schools. Ah, kids! Though compared to 2018 youth? We weren’t shit! That is for real. “The Times, They are a Changin’ – BOB DYLAN”)

13. Never Have I Ever – BEEN MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS TO MY FRIENDS, CLIENTS, ASSOCIATES, ETC… about being KETOGENIC. THE NO SUGAR and EXTREME LOW TO NO CARBOHYDRATE LIFESTYLE. (Thank you and EXTRA huggles to those who LOVE me anyway – you KNOW who you ARE!)

14. Never Have I Ever – COOKED AND EATEN MORE MEAT, CHICKEN, FISH since MAY 10th, 2018 (MY official beginning KETO day!)

15. Never Have I Ever – WATCHED IN HORROR THE BOGUS CENSORSHIP THAT IS GOING ON THROUGH SO MUCH SOCIAL MEDIA, TELEVISION, WEBSITES, ETC…. than in 2018. (I find it not only irritatingly pathetic but also eerily Orwellian.)

16. Never Have I Ever – BEEN ONE TO ENJOY OR APPRECIATE CHANGING OUR TIME (CLOCKS, WATCH, ETC)

17. Never Have I Ever – HAD A TATTOO, BRANDING or MARKING (Southern Baptist, true and true!) NO JUDGEMENT TO THOSE WHO DO. DON’T GET NOTHING IN A WAD. WE ARE FRIENDS HERE, REMEMBER? Carry On Trooper!

18. Never Have I Ever – UNDERSTOOD ANY OF MY DNA (nuff’ said, walks away in sadness)

19. Never Have I Ever – FELT MORE JOY WHEN FORGIVING AND MOVING ON. (Amen! But STILL shaking my head. WHO isn’t who is “in the know?” Mmmm Hmmm…. yeah, yeah, movie of the week script, lol. NOTHING to see here, move along now, NEXT!)

20. Never Have I Ever – LOVED and ADORED my FANS, FOLLOWERS and SUBSCRIBERS more! – MUAH! – (((MOMMA HUGGLES out to the FAITHFUL!)))

21. Never Have I Ever – WANTED ALL 50 STATES TO HAVE IN THE VERY LEAST, MEDICAL MARIJUANA and LEGAL DISPENSARIES IN EVERY CITY! (PREACHING, HALLELUAH!)

22. Never Have I Ever – BEEN MORE AWARE and VIGILANT OF CANCER, EPILEPSY / SEIZURE DISORDERS and PTSD. (True, True)

23. Never Have I Ever – BEEN MORE VOCAL ABOUT OUR LEGAL AMENDMENT RIGHTS AS AMERICAN CITIZENS! #1 #2

24. Never Have I Ever – PREACHED THE IMPORTANCE OF ORGANIC CBD OIL (CANNABIDIOL) UNTIL 2018. #Educated #Life #CancerCure #RighttoTry

25. Never Have I Ever – BEEN MORE CONSCIOUS AND ALERT TO EVERYTHING! #Awakened

26. Never Have I Ever – THOUGHT I WOULD BE SHOUTING KARL DEAN FOR GOVERNOR, BUT I AM. HE IS DEMOCRAT and THE ONLY MEDICAL MARIJUANA CANDIDATE IN TENNESSEE. BETH HARWELL (REPUBLICAN) SADLY CAME IN 4th. IT SHOCKED ME TO SEE THE LOW AMOUNT OF VOTER TURN OUT. SHE’S A SWEET PERSON. BUT NOW, I AM MOVING FORWARD with KARL DEAN, the DEMOCRATIC WINNER. MOST STATES are either RECREATIONAL or MEDICAL. Not so in most of the south. THEY ARE SIMPLY NOT IN THE 21st CENTURY. SICK FOLKS SUFFER. AND WHILE ON THE SUBJECT, STOP BLAMING IT ON JESUS CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD who CREATED THIS PLANT. SAYING “BIBLE BELT” OFFENDS ME. OKAY, I AM OFF MY SALTBOX, please consider KARL DEAN AS GOVERNOR of TENNESSEE. #KarlDeanForGovernor

27. Never Have I Ever – BEEN MORE BLESSED as I am NOW! (PTL! THANK YOU JESUS!)

28. Never Have I Ever – WISHED IDIOTS WOULD STOP LOCKING THEIR CHILDREN, ELDERLY and/or PETS IN HOT CARS and BLAMING IT ON “I forgot….” – GIVE ME A BREAK – (slap!)

29. Never Have I Ever – BEEN SHOWN THE LOVE OF OUR FAITHFUL AND COMPASSIONATE CREATOR. HIS MERCIES, DIRECTION, PEOPLE HE PLACES INTO MY LIFE. I AM THANKFUL AND I AM OVERWHELMED. (hands to the HEAVENS) #ThankYouJESUS

30. Never Have I Ever – KNOWN MORE, just how FORTUNATE and WONDERFULLY CHOSEN by GOD HIMSELF as the wife of my BELOVED HUSBAND, RICK!

♥ I LOVE THIS MAN! ♥.

When I returned home my darling Rick was there with his strong arms and an adorable collection doll by Funko of Anna from Frozen! I went banana’s over her. She too has red hair and a streak of silver.. Watch the film to understand. Go rent FROZEN! The next day I hopped on the computer and bought Rick a Funko to add to his collection, in secret. I found the perfect one – Kurt Cobain “Smells Like Teen Spirit” with the same electric Guitar and exact clothing wore on video! Naturally, Rick went berzerker when he had it in his hands! His reaction was priceless. Loved this moment!

I trust you enjoyed my August update, the Game and dauntless sharing of personal information. Remember, NO JUDGEMENT.

Spin this Game around at your next gathering for a bunch of memorable laughter!
Peace Out Ya’ll, Happy Labor Day and Happy Anniversary!


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