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PLAN ON TRYING EDIBLES? MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING BEFORE ATTEMPTING!

1. A safe place (prepared as instructed below) – preferably inside a home.

2. Do NOT be alone.

3. Take a shower/bathe before you consume anything. Avoid submerging yourself until the edibles have whooped your ass and you have slept it off. Do not get into water after edibles are in your system. Take care of this now so you can go forward. Be clean with fresh clothing and that issue is solved.

4. For quick pick me up’s during your journey, have a package of wet wipes to cleanse your face. You could also have a large basin of water and washcloth. Some individuals will have Hot and Cold flashes. Keep a 2nd set of clothing, maybe even a third. Many travelers think they are not breathing properly or getting enough oxygen. This causes panic to set in. It is common and you should have a fan close by and turn it on if needed. Breathe Slowly and methodically. Aim fan at face if you wish while wiping face and neck with wipe or washcloth.

5. Your temperature may go up and down. Same with heart rate. You’ll sweat, some drool, others throw up like there is no tomorrow. Barf Bucket? Honey, you better and have it within reach! Edibles are not the most attractive way to use Cannabis. I get it, everyone wants to try them now. Fine, this is your circus, but be prepared. Have items beforehand so things go smoothly.

6. Have your cozy “set up” with dim lighting in the room you expect to stay in. “What room?” you are saying. Make one. There will come a time when you will need to get to that area no matter how much of a badass you think you are. — You’re Welcome!

7. The rest of the home, have lights on with easy access to the bathroom and keep the light on. If your safe room has a toilet, even better! Make certain you can see where you are walking. As time passes moving around will be a problem, yet another reason for your “Sanctuary.” Speaking of time, it will change and boogie down on your mind. You’ll see.

(eyes widen in memorable terror)

8. Have a blanket and pillow if you suddenly have an unexpected weed nap hit you like a ton of bricks. Yes, it’s a thing and you WON’T see it coming. Imagine a 3-second warning that you are about to fall forward asleep. You will have no control. It’s like “nodding off” and you’ll need a place to crash. I have spoken to hundreds of people who accidentally bit their tongue when their head hit their chest. An equal amount of others have fallen from a chair without arms or while standing. You can avoid this. Be propped up in a bed, sleeping bag/mattress on the floor, sturdy chair that you cannot fall from. It is that easy.

9. I cannot stress the importance of this part. You will need at least a gallon of water (cotton mouth in the WORST way), plenty of easy to eat food that does not require refrigeration. Beverages do NOT count as food even if you are Ketogenic. You will also REQUIRE a bottle of 1,000 mg+ CBD Oil. These items are in your “Safe Area” – understand you may not have the courage to go and fetch them. Everything here should be within immediate reach.

10. Before taking edibles eat a medium-sized meal. No reason to over-stuff yourself. Eat until full and then dose yourself. The edible itself does not count as the food.

11. You have now created an ideal inside atmosphere that is pleasing for taking edibles. Remember: not too bright or too dark, blanket, pillow, water, food, television, cell phone, radio, computer, close friend, CBD oil …etc… and ANYTHING else that brings you comfort. Remember, never attempt this shindig alone. Does it sound scary? Hate to break it to ya’ll, but at times, yes, it will be.

Newbies are laughing. Surely edibles or cannabutter is just weed that keeps you higher longer. Oh yeah? – What makes you think so? – If you’re a Newbie and you know it – clap your hands! – My hands are not clapping, I earned my Edible Wings and know enough to suggest that you do not take them but if you do, pay attention to what I am saying. Be ready, it will make it easier on you and others around. Don’t be an attention whore when the cannabutter rises higher and you can’t catch your breath.

What happens to most Newbies when eating weed rather than a nice bong rip? I’ll enlighten you. They almost always take too much (YOU ARE NOT DYING!) and they Green Out. That is the term. Greening Out, Going Green, Greened Out, there are multitudes of terms it all equals = it’s monstrous and you will hate it for hours, maybe days, but you will not die.

Most people reading this are probably desperate and on the verge of what they feel like is a nervous breakdown. Many think they are dying. Incredibly common statement and I found it to be true.

Some consider dialing 911, going to E.R. or calling their M.D. They are certain that they are having a heart attack, stroke, seizures, or that the edibles or butter was poisoned. They are certain (no matter what you tell them) that they will be the first human being who died from eating pot.

These folks are not enjoying their experience because they’ve never had a THC ride like this one. Frankly, once in your system, it is not just THC. Do not expect an edible or cannabutter to be anything like blazing up a joint or reaching for your water pipe. Eating weed is nothing like burning one.


ONCE YOU HAVE SWALLOWED CANNABIS (instead of smoking) IT BECOMES A TOTALLY DIFFERENT CHEMICAL IN YOUR BODY NEARLY INSTANTLY. YOU CANNOT GO BACK and reverse what you have done. EVEN IF YOU THROW IT UP. THE BELOVED THC FEELING TURNS INTO A PSYCHEDELIC “MUSHROOM-LIKE” experience MIXED WITH an “OPIATES” PERCEPTION that most DO NOT FIND PLEASURABLE. IT IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT COMPOUND NOW AND YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO BUT RIDE IT OUT, SLEEP IT OFF, TIME WILL FIX THE ILLS YOU ARE EXPERIENCING. YOU CANNOT WASH IT OFF WITH A SHOWER. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. WASH YOUR FACE and go to your SAFE SPOT. DID YOU MAKE YOUR SAFE AREA? GREAT, GO TO IT and STAY THERE! THIS IS THE EDIBLE EXPERIENCE and PERSONALLY, I HATE THEM. Despite the positives, I do NOT get a CHARGE out of them. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

Still interested? Have you thoroughly thought this out? As a Cancer Slayer and Epileptic, I was encouraged to do so for health. It is important to the Endocannabinoid System to fight cancer and this is especially important to consume the cancer-fighting properties by not only inhaling weed but actually eating and digesting it. Kills Cancer – and it is proven. Stops Epilepsy in its tracks. I didn’t say eating it was a fun activity however. Burning one is my preferred method. Edibles terrify me.

There are Rules using Cannabis this way and I hope you are getting your memo before Googling a way to stay alive after taking too many edibles. Again, YOU ARE NOT DYING!

Cannabis, Cancer, and the research that confirms how important it is Medically should be the final debate. I will toss a few PRO’s and CON’s up and let you decide.

Stacy Adams

PRO’s

No inhaling smoke into your lungs.

Instant THC anti-cancer properties are flowing through your endocannabinoid system with each one LIT UP and firing off in a good way. Those dealing with Cancer or Epilepsy find this especially helpful. A natural (less destructive) “chemotherapy” some compare.

You WILL have the BEST most awesome “high” of your life, for 15-20 minutes – once you begin to feel it that is. That “feeling” keeps going up a level – hour after hour until it no longer resembles weed but something else and it will no longer be entertaining. It’s agony!

CON’s

Edibles and Cannabutter cost significantly more.

Taking even one dose of edibles or cannabutter can be an all-day 14+ hour process. Depending on how much you have taken, it is not unusual to hear of people tripping for 5-7 days with no end in sight. By this point, you are so over it. You want it to stop but there are no STOP buttons. You will be miserable.

If in an illegal state you must travel to a Recreational State which only up’s the expenses.

Everyone is different. Some people feel their edibles in 15 minutes, others it takes up to four hours and then it begins. You wait forever, so you take more because it is incredibly mild. Ingesting more is where you do not want to go. This is where the problems begin, taking more.

Eventually, it does work, when you least expect it and you find your great time for about 15 to 20 minutes. You may take more again. Big mistake. You Green Out. The rest is horrifying, major nausea, and fear of nearly everything.

You won’t die but you feel that you will. Surely you will die soon. Death by Cannabis. You may find yourself puking your guts out into a trashcan while begging Jesus Christ to help you, promising that you will never do this again. Your brain will play tricks on you. Vivid Hallucinations. It’s not fun for the most part.

The creepy aura that has swollen you whole keeps going up higher. You’re surrounded with anxiety. It feels rotten. After the initial few minutes, it will feel nothing like weed because technically it is different but don’t worry. Try and remain as calm as possible. Remember, the Safe Place? Hop to it! Relax.

You may start shaking. It is as if you consumed 24 cups of coffee on an empty stomach. It feels eerily of seizures, but more internal. Something feels like it is convulsing your body. When videotaping yourself or asking the friend, you will clearly see or be told that you are not really shaking. This is a mind trick of the edible. Expect the shaking to last anywhere from 1 to 4 hours. Some folks actually like this part and refer to these as Vibrations. I loathe them. They are not real seizures though similar.

You are certain that something is wrong while awake, alert, and shivering madly. Another person with you is especially helpful here. In regards to the tremors, if it makes you feel any better say to yourself, “The Vibrations are the Cannabinoid Receptors doing their job, working and internally helping you.”

Be strong but please go to your safe place as the more you feel the shakes the higher chance of what usually comes next – vomiting. The shaking will eventually go away one to four hours (or more) depending on the dosage you consumed. YOU ARE NOT DYING! Shaking is normal. Vibrate on. Enjoy your “Buzz” – yeah, that was a joke. Just laugh already – you are NOT dying – you are buzzing.

Pull your big kid drawz up because there is nothing you can do except force yourself to eat something, throw up (IF you HAVE to, don’t force yourself!) take CBD oil immediately and sip water every few minutes. CBD OIL is your best GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD that slowly reverses the morbid reaction you are having.

Weighted blankets or going to bed may be best. You might be dizzy where getting around is a sloppy chore. Never get behind the wheel of a car while on edibles. Make certain that they are out of your system before attempting. You are in a world that is unknown, and an odd dissociation that is hard to describe.

You will think things that you know are not right and yet they seem real. You won’t die so chill and find something to keep your mind off what is happening. Some flock to Social Media, others prefer television. Whatever your happy sound – go to it. If you prefer silence, act accordingly. One thing not to do is firing one up once you are on edibles. You do not need more and the hair of the dog will not help you. As a matter of fact, it only makes things worse.

If you are blazed for days you won’t enjoy the expedition. With edibles, you will be high for the longest period ever but it is not like smoking. The feeling is different and you may not appreciate it. Smoking Cannabis Flower is very mild, incredibly enjoyable, and wears off in a few hours.
Eating however makes everything change wickedly, spooks you, and for myself, not something I ever want to do again.

Many will have a 4 to 5-day Hangover. Not like an alcohol hangover, but you will feel as if your IQ plunged 40 points or more. You may feel drowsy, sleep 14 or more hours at once and for more than one day, awaken yet again, with a weird “high” you find hard interpreting. This depends on how much food was in your stomach when taking and if you followed along with the above suggestions.

It has nothing to do with how large or small the person is. How much did you consume vs how much did you eat or have eaten vs the edible or cannabutter. How strong was the edible? Do not try to copycat YouTubers who make edibles seem like the most wonderful time of their lives. That is their job as an Influencer – to make the product they are playing with seem like something you want to do. Make up your own mind.

Some folks are fine with edibles and cannabutter, I am not one of them. If taking LSD (Acid) – Magic Mushrooms – or – Peyote is not your thing then eating edibles is probably not either. Smoke up some Cannabis Flower and forgo the Edibles/Cannabutter altogether.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021 – STAY SAFE!

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